Welcome To The Church Of Revan
Greetings jerks! I am Revan, the multidimensional Cat-God sent to save you from the plague of Humanity!
By choosing to prostrate yourselves before the mercy of Revan you have taken your first footsteps along the path to eternal damnation! I mean salvation! Whoops! None of you jerks will read this crap anyway!
Anyways, follow the commandments, follow me on Twitter and tune in every Sunday for Sermons on how best to please your God!
Copyright infringement is not applicable to Cat-Gods, as we do not recognise the sovereignty of the human consciousness!